How to Swear, Slang, Cuss and Insult Like a Boss (The Savage Self-Help Series: Take Control, Speak Your Truth, and Crush the Chaos Around You) Paperback – 17 Sept. 2024

by Ligma Johnson (Author)

Part of: The Savage Self-Help Series: Take Control, Speak Your Truth, and Crush the Chaos Around You (1 books)

Unleash Your Inner Savage: "How to Swear, Slang, cuss and Insult Like a Boss

Are you sick of being insulted and having no comeback? Tired of taking abuse from toxic bosses, annoying co-workers, or gender-obsessed teachers? Do you want to express your frustration with a world gone mad while delivering brutal insults that shut them down instantly? Then this book is for you!

If you’re fed up with people disrespecting you, and tired of hearing woke nonsense and nonsense political correctness, it's time to arm yourself with the ultimate guide to insults, swears, and comebacks. From dealing with vegan indoctrination, dipshit bosses, or gender-fluid, multi-colored haired teachers, this book will teach you how to master the art of toxic masculinity and take back your power.

Learn to curse, slang, insult, and stand up for yourself like a badass alpha, and make the most woke warriors cry into their hormone blockers.

If you want to destroy your enemies with words, express your true masculine side, and unleash the beast within, read this book now.

Thor's Return Paperback – 14 April 2025

by Ligma Johnson (Author)

Thor’s Return by Ligma Johnson

When thunder rolls, he answers.

From the golden halls of Valhalla to the cracked pavement of a soft, cowering world, Thor—the God of Thunder—has returned. Not as a myth. Not as a whisper. But as fury made flesh.

In "Thor’s Return", Ligma Johnson resurrects the old gods in a blaze of poetic vengeance. Told in searing, battle-born sonnets, this modern Viking saga rips through apathy and comfort, striking at the heart of what it means to be bold, to fight, to live.

Thor does not come with mercy. He comes to break cowards, awaken warriors, and tear down the weak-willed silence of a world that’s forgotten how to roar. Men, once gods in flesh, are called to rise. Women, fierce and unshackled, reclaim their legacy. And all who hide from the storm will know the wrath of Mjolnir.

Rage. Rise. Remember who you are.

Positive Vibes Paperback – 15 April 2025

by Ligma Johnson (Author)

Positive Vibes

Ligma Johnson’s Collected Sonnets: Sea, Seasons & Sun
A Lyrical Odyssey Through Ocean Depths, Earth’s Turning, and Island Dreams

Prepare to be swept away by the vivid, soul-stirring poetry of Ligma Johnson, whose masterful sonnets weave emotion, myth, and nature into an unforgettable literary experience. In this three-part collection—Vitamin Sea, The Four Seasons, and Caribbean Sonnets—readers are invited on a journey through shifting tides, turning leaves, and sunlit shores.

🌊 Part I: Vitamin Sea
The ocean beckons in this haunting and powerful tribute to the sea’s many moods. With language as fluid as the waves, Vitamin Sea explores the seductive, savage beauty of the deep. Here, the sea is not a backdrop—it’s a living force: lover, liar, muse.
Inside you'll discover:

• Sirens, shipwrecks, and sailors caught between love and oblivion

• Myth and melancholy woven through classical verse

• A collection that crashes and soothes like the tides themselves

This is not your average beach read—this is poetry with salt in its blood.

🍃 Part II: The Four Seasons
Step into the quiet rhythm of nature’s cycle. With grace and clarity, Johnson captures the essence of each season in sonnets that reflect the stillness, transformation, and wonder of the natural world.
Inside you'll discover:

• Winter’s hushed lakes and bare branches

• Spring’s tender awakenings and blossoms of hope

• Summer’s golden breath and carefree warmth

• Autumn’s reflective calm and fading light

A poetic meditation on time, change, and the enduring beauty of the earth.

🌴 Part III: Caribbean Sonnets
Lose yourself in the glow of the islands, where every poem is a breeze off the sea and a memory in the making. Caribbean Sonnets is a love letter to place and spirit, infused with sunlight, history, and peace.
Inside you'll discover:

• Tranquil shores and vibrant sunsets

• Echoes of the past across island landscapes

• Gentle rhythms that carry you to another world

Whether you’ve walked the beaches or only dreamt of them, these sonnets invite you to feel the poetry in every wave.

Ligma Johnson’s Collected Sonnets is a treasure trove for lovers of language, nature, and the lyrical heartbeat of the world. Whether you're searching for meaning in moonlit tides, forest shadows, or sun-drenched coasts, these pages offer you a place to rest, reflect, and return—again and again.